h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

13 October 2005

For the last two nights I have had strange dreams that have connected to each other. They have both been about my best friend and her husband, too.

Wimpy night/Wibble morning I dreamt that Web Masta was pregnant (which, of course, is impossible for reasons I shan't get into) and somehow, which is even more impossible, I was two weeks behind her, also preggers. We both went into labour at the same time and while she had a boy I miscarried. A few more impossibilities and we could have had breakfast at Millyway's.

Wibble night/Thing morning I dreamt that I went to visit Web Masta and Big Daddy. They had a new house and I thought we were going to get trashed, as usually happens when I travel across the country to visit. However, Web Masta had the baby with her and would not leave his side for more than a moment. Big Daddy didn't seem to want anything to do with the child, so I stuck by her side and tried to find out how she got pregnant, when she had the child, and what was she going to do with him. She was very quiet and didn't say much while I was there. I never even learned the child's name.

I kinda worry what tonight will bring, as far as strange dreams. Especially because my father is taking me to dinner tonight with his girlfriend. My "upgrade" is on Wimpy and I am NOT looking forward to it. Version 2.4 and still living at home with the motherboard....not fun! I kinda hope that there isn't another installment of these dreams tonight. If there is, I'm consulting someone.

mmm well your mind does seem to be on those two quite a lot lately so the dreams sorta make sence..... the baby however could be a symbol of the bond betveen them.... that is a pretty deep statement for me to make at this hour of the day

hope you sleep well tonight without many weird dreams

Why don't you want the upgrade? (Your name is just a joke, right???)

I am wondering....I have heard that the presence of an infant or pregnancy is a sign of new things happening. I know of nothing new going on with her (she says nothing changes up there) and there is nothing new with me, either.
Maybe she's gonna have a nice thing happen while my nice thing doesn't happen, but her nice thing will upset Big Daddy and she's gonna be stuck with it. And being the lesbian knight in shining/slightly rusting Ford Taurus that I am, I will come to her rescue and help her deal with the depressing new thing.
Everyone get that?

Madman v2.3 refers to my current age, Malcolm. My upgrade is on Wimpy and will involve myself and a cupcake, singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" to the cat. Yes, the cupcake will also sing. She's got a lovely voice, you know!

Oh, I see. I wish my cupcakes could sing well. They only seem to quack. So you wouldn't want us to mention it to you on Wimpy, would you?

I'd like to forget it altogether, but since it's the day I brought Aidan home I might celebrate just a teeny bit.
Malcolm, the cupcakes don't just gain musical talent overnight, ya know? It takes weeks of practice along with fishing tackle.
Trust me....

Fishing tackle! So that was the problem! I've been using rat poison this whole time! I'll make the the switch immediately. Sorry, just one more question, who is Aidan? Your cat?

Yes. Aidan is my charcoal and white spoiled brat cat. He has taken to waking us up at 5am to be let out. For an hour I will yell at him to shut up and go to bed. Then I have to get up, throw a pillow at him, scare him half to death, then I can go back to bed without hearing, "MEOW?! MAW! MMMMMMMMMRRRROW?! MEEEEEEEOW?!"
Hey, you been on RS lately? I just got my membership back. Need any arrows?

Yeah, I've been on RS recently. I don't need any arrows though. I'll divide my body in half now so I can be at the BParty and RS at the same time. *RIP!*