h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the man of my nightmares works for a coach company that does booze cruises to belgium. they leave on a friday night at 8pm.

as we were passing the depot just before they were due to leave, we called in to have a natter. the intending passengers were all standing around waiting to board the coach.

we pulled up and shouted to the driver.. 'have you got any spare seats?' to which the driver(Mark, a right nutter) replied, 'yes come on, plenty of room'.

we parked the car and then proceeded to walk past all of the waiting passengers and got straight onto the bus, at the front and started to talk to Mark.

now, we had no intentions of actually going on the actual trip.

but the looks and comments from these passengers who had heard us ask for a spare seat and then saw us get on the bus before them, they having paid in advance and had tickets..... they werent at all happy.

they eventually got on the bus and then left, leaving us behind, waving them off.

you had to be there to appreciate it, but it couldnt have worked better, if it was scripted

you naughty naughty woman
how could you i thought you were an to
instead your a little
oh i forgot to say i also didnt have 3 hrs to spare on the phone today
sheryl is still the winner though i think she clocked up 4 hrs with him
i dont think we'll beat her
jinty

jinty.....helen..........??????xxxxx

Hahahaha I wonder what their faces would have looked like if you pulled out a flask of tea and sandwiches while on the bus hahahahahaha Of course ,you may not have lived to tell the tale !!! Love Pinky x

jinty.
that was out first ever phone chat. we still have time



pinky.
now why didnt i think of that?

SPLAT

GOT YER

,s'cuse me...one of them hem went astray........
hey helen...youreure friend's throwing thing around inhere.....there isnt THAT much spacece!!!!mo1morning all!!!xxx

hey smurfles

you got a faulty keyboard by any chance lmao

hi batwing.....no my keyboard is fine ..e ..honestestly.....ans so are the other two ive bought and tried......,i just have a faulty teltelewest!!!!!se what i mean.

hi sal.

im sorry about he hasnt grown up yet.

thanks for the snowballs, but there isnt enough.
i want enough to cover the garden and hide it.

hi helen,,you dont have to apologise lse ls..it s the nearest ive come to a game of for a long time.i quite enjoyed it..xxx

we don`t stop playing cos we`ve grown old
we`ve grown old cos we`ve stopped playing

you have copied that off the email snowball fight

correct but still wise words

dont you know who i am?<biggrin.

probably the one who sent me the snowball via e-mail

you sent me the november snowball.
i sent you the december one.

aaahhhhhh!!!!!!well ifl if thats the case........
<s<


xxxxx

hi wing
nice to see you back in fine fettle
never grow old i did and see what happened to me i cant get back up of the floor
jinty