h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For those who are interested in joining my Inquisition, please sign up here.

A few questions before I "Join Up."
What, exactly, is the purpose of this Inquisition?
What if I am already a member of some loosely formed group out to help the world by useful tactics? (I am)
What do I get from joining?
What do YOU get from my joining?

Please,
Answer me these,
Benefits to all who eat Cheese.

No, not a Vogon.

Those are some very good questions Nightshade.
What is my purpose, my purpose is to annoy and make trouble for any evil doers in the world.

As for being a member somewhere else, I am too a member of other organizations.

What do you get. You get to say that you are an Inquistor, bother people consistantly, and well be nothing more than insane. In reality, there are no perks. You will just have to make some up. That's what I do. Please give it genuine consideration though.

sign me up

I am very sorry, Inquistor Jerrod, but I will be most unable to join the Inquisition at this time.
Unfortunatly, my time at this point is taken up in the constant working of encouraging others to see another perspective.
My deepest apologies.

NightShade

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Can I take that as a yes Skullock

Consider your self an Inquisitor then Zok. Welcome aboard.

I will note that the ranks in this army are as follows:
Grand Inquisitor
High Inquisitor
Inquisitor
Judge

Special Jobs to be given and the amount needed are:
Justice(3)(will judge covicted people)
Torturers(5)(will torture people)
Hunters(10)(will search for evil doers)
Priests(3)

What do the priests do?

How do i become a torturer?

The priests are just that, priests that lend their services to the Inquisition. To become a torturer just sign up as one.

There is also a new title which is that of Leigonaire. These people will be responsible for recruiting new Inquisitors.

Since I already have robot hunting skills, i will take on the role of a Hunter, sir. The Armada of Absurdity is also now mobilizing its attack og Vogon, the details are in the War Strategy Room of the Terran Army.
I hope to see you and Skullock there.