This is a Journal entry by Grand Inquisitor Jerrod
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Grand Inquisitor Jerrod Started conversation Oct 3, 2002
To Whom it may concern, I am Grand Inquisitor Jerrod. It is my duty to purge those of wrongful intent. I am searching for able people to help me in this quest.
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Skullock Posted Oct 4, 2002
Doesn't destroying the universe quallify as wrongfull intent?
I gladly joind to rid the world of people like yourself!
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Grand Inquisitor Jerrod Posted Oct 4, 2002
Wouldn't destroying the Universe simultainiously rid it of everything wrongful that has ever been done?
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Grand Inquisitor Jerrod Posted Oct 4, 2002
Certainly my Magistrate has become dusty and rather smelling of curdeled cheese. Would you join me as a janitor?
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Skullock Posted Oct 5, 2002
i'm an evil janitor, damnit! Not just some buffoon you can order around, to dust the top of the refigerator. Besides i need a catchy title. So if you can provide me with one i'll join.
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Grand Inquisitor Jerrod Posted Oct 9, 2002
Fine then, I'll just have to clean things myself. I will also put destroying evil janitors near the top of my agenda. The time of when spent their time of leisurely cleaning up vomit with that bad smelling powdery stuff is coming to an end. Perpare yourself for immolation Skullock.
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Skullock Posted Oct 10, 2002
Now, now. Aren't we just a wee bit on the grumpy side. Ya know it's not good practice to threaten the only person who supports you(not to mention talks to you) Jeez, i didn't know catchy titles were such a touchy subject.
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Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 14, 2002
"Greetings friend Grand Inquitor Jerrod,
As you know I am leading a war against the Vogon. I have located their homeworld and am meeting with the people of my alliance at the Terran Army space. we are meeting in the WAR STRATEGY ROOM where you will find my attack proposal and the location of the Vogon Homeworld...If you are still interested in pruging the galaxy of evil , please come to this meeting and make any suggestions you have, you should also inform your troops and have them attend the meeting. The more people we have in this scheme the better off we will be...thank you sir."
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- 1: Grand Inquisitor Jerrod (Oct 3, 2002)
- 2: Skullock (Oct 4, 2002)
- 3: Grand Inquisitor Jerrod (Oct 4, 2002)
- 4: Skullock (Oct 4, 2002)
- 5: Grand Inquisitor Jerrod (Oct 4, 2002)
- 6: Skullock (Oct 5, 2002)
- 7: Grand Inquisitor Jerrod (Oct 9, 2002)
- 8: Skullock (Oct 10, 2002)
- 9: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 14, 2002)
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