h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do I procrastinate enough? Am I just a wishful revolutionary? Can I still get down and boogy with the things in the band?
All of this and more my friends. Please do not let me distract you from your rightous momentum.I will just blaze along with my purpose in Life,The Universe,and everything else. Just as if I was thrown by a God. Yes, just as if I was forged from an iron meteor. Is my head smooth and shiny? Well, I know how to nurture, cook, clean, protect,love and I can do all these things at once. I can repair, create, build, destroy, as I wish. But what I can't do is re-generate soft tisue in my spine. So people say, yeah your a hammer but look at you, you got a bad back. So I say oh yeah well at least I can stand and walk. Then they say Yeah? Well you can understand logic, and geometric functions, but ya can't remember what you studied. I reply,if your head had hit as many hard things as mine you would have to be spoon fed. It goes on from there, unless I grow tired and abandone that line of thought entirely. So if I seem slow or preocupied. Its' just that im looking out for the next thing to hit me that I can meet head on.