h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Boats are the best thing in the world, they float on the water and remove all nasty thoughts.

hello mister

i heard part of a monologue by an american actor that had decided to do a one man tour. he spoke about being out on the ocean (on a lilo) off a sandy beach in thailand and proceeded to illustrate how he was transported when he realised his position. lying atop the biggest water bed in the world, under the sky, on mother ocean which covers this our earth. he did it very well till you were sharing his experience. i think he had the same peace.

so - how are you faring mr. communder bend?
i am waiting for someone to turn up who i can throw some snowballs at - how are things round your neck of the woods dubble oh officer dibble

Ha Ha .. should have been around yesterday when mini-monster and I gathered up all the snow from the decks, made a snowman and threw snowballs at Grumpy Mummy. (well, she wasn't grumpy until the snowballs started flying)

that is beautifully romantic mister

It's nowhere near as romantic as summer escapades sailing all day and grilling fishes for supper. Cornish Coast this summer .. whoop whoop!