h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The other day I was thinking. I know it's a bad habit but i find myself doing it from time-to-time. At such points in time i like to sneak up on my self, while i'm distracted with my thoughts, and give me a good ol' scare to keep my heart ticking and get my self back on track. Which hopefully i will be soon. Alright here i go, so i was thinking about how wouldn't it be nice if I were to become famous and have lots of money so i could spend it on silly things such as six foot tall pencils and my girlfriend. Then all of you here would see me when i'm in the all the posts all over the world and say "Hey, get out of my paper, i'm trying to read that!" Perhaps you'd see my picture somewhere and say "Hey that's a rather dash looking fellow." Alsa you could never say "Hey I talked to him on h2g2." Because you most likely have never seen me or don't know my real name, which isn't hard to find out but let's not get hung up on technicalities. The point is that whether or not you know my name, you still would never connect it to a famous person because i don't have the name of a famous person. For those of you who don't know my real name is John Roy, which makes it a lot easier for those of you who where trying to figure out just how easy it was to find out my name. What's wrong with that name you ask? Nothing really, it's just that there aren't a lot of famous people named John. It's not exactly an exciting name or a name that strikes fear into peoples hearts like....Victor Von Bloodslinger. The only famous people named John that i can think of are all either country singers, popes, or murderers. Let me think this through....Country singer....gawd no! There's far to many of those and i can't stand a single one of them. Pope? Well, i'm not catholic but lets not count that possiblity out entirely. Hmmm...the last choice is murderer, as tempting as that career choice isn't i believe i'll look for some other way to occupy my time. Hmmm...pehaps i could be an author. I don't need an interesting name to do that and if i wanted one i could always come up with a flashy pen name. What do you think, would you read a "A Boook" By Victor Von Bloodslinger? Hmmm...a bit dismal isn't it, oh well i have plenty of time to think that over first i need an idea for a book. I would prefer to act but there aren't any...no...wait, Ah yes, how could it have slipped my mind, John Cleese, one of the greatest actors. Well then all hope is not lost. ignore this journal enrty, it no longer has any purpose. Toodle pip!

Dork.



DZ

Tis all I know how to be.

At least my name is better than yours! Yours is so short you can't even say it in an angry manner. It piddles out before you can get the proper amount of emotion in to it!