h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I was contemplating the meaning of life yesterday, and saw something that shock me to the depths of my soul! Hungry Jaks were saying there secret is out, (and heres the bad part) that their chicken burgers are grilled. Now for you over there in America and the likes, Hungry Jacks is Burger King with a weird name. Now this thought that spun through my mind was the immpossible fact that there grilling chicken was a secret. It wasnt! They wrote GRILLED CHICKEN in big capital letters on the top. I mean come on, dont give me that. Its not a secret, give it up! I mean at least KFC can keep their secret. So they happen to tell that to everyone and just throw it in their face, but its still a secret in the normal scence. So if youre out their Jaks, OK, you can't keep a secret, we dont care (we just wont be telling you our crushes any time soon), just dont pretend. OK?

SORRY, if you have read this far, I am very proud of you. You just have wasted a minute of your time. Untold seconds have been wasted reading my whining when you could have been eating, sleeping or solving world starvation in third world contries. Thank you!