h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well its that time of year again. The Pagan Federation Annual conference is on this Saturday and I have a ticket (courtesy of a good friend).

If any of you are attending I shall be manning my friend's stall. It's the one selling both his excellent and authentic celtic jewellry and my badly daubed pebbles. He is the short, good-looking celt, and I'm the taller, fatter, nordic type getting the prices wrong (ask for 'Craig', not 'Math').

So don't expect me here at the weekend.

Blessings,
Matholwch /|\.

Math, I'm going to!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have just been made Regional coordinator for my area. Wanna meet up? Will you wearing something distinctive so I can recognise you? Oh and can't wait for Ronald Huttons and Kings Arthurs debate!!

hi Kaz,

Just look for the REALLY FAT guy carrying a big stick and perhaps wearing a mask!

Kidding of course. Math constantly likes to say that he is fat, when he is not at all.

Math, can I send Kaz your photo so that she can recognize you, or would you rather do that yourself?

I'm a bit envious that you guys in England get a chance to meet up at various things. Well, one day I may make it to a hootoo meet. Otherwise, you will just have to come and visit me here!

az

I'll forward to seeing the big man with the big stick!!

Its handy living in Croydon, I have 2 pagan/witchy events in November, all without travelling!

Well, I'm there too, and so is Heathen Sceptic - we're part of the wightspace group who have the honour of closing the conference - so STAY TILL THE END...

And then you can hear some more really naff heathen poetry - and some by Math (not our Math, a heathen Math LOL) which will be somewhat more inspired

Mine, however, is definitely Rhymster's Share rather than a Gift of Woden

Jez - heathen, witch, and the one holding the horn for the first toast of the closing sumble and making a poetic toast to the wight of the theatre...

What time is that? We were thinking of leaving early, cause of a funeral the next day, but we might be persuaded! How will we know you? Its not really the right thing to yell at the stage, 'hello jez!'

Hi Kaz

Excellent!

I shall be helping a friend run his stall for the day. He is a short, celtic-looking chap selling celtic jewellry. I am taller, fatter (I'm sorry Az, 6' and 18 stone is fat), more nordic type with glasses, short hair and a small beard. I'm flogging badly daubed pebbles. I shall alos be wearing a black T-shirt with the Green Man on it (if I've remembered to pack it.....hmmmm).

Note: Ask for Craig, not Math.

Blessings,
Matholwch /|\.

We shall look for you indeed!

hi Math,

Oh, I get it! *You* are allowed to be FAT but I am not! Okey-dokey.


hi Kaz,

It sounds like you are going to have a great time. Be sure to give Math a big hug for me, okay?

az

Any chance of a few pics folks?

Alji

Hi az, it should be fun! I wasn't expecting a mini meet!

Not sure if they allow photos Alji, witchfest doesn't, but then they are a lot more paranoid.

hi Kaz,

Well, at least get one of you and chubby Math together to send to me, okay? Also one with Jez. Jez sent me some photos of her but not any that could let me see her well.

I don't know what you look like Kaz. Hey, I don't think I sent my most recent photo to you! Will do that now.

az

Az ,

Girl, from your photos I can see your ribs through a thick sweater so you ain't fat - hah! I have to lean forwards to see my feet....

I believe that photo's inside the venue are not allowed, but that doesn't stop us sneaking outside for a few piccies. What sort of pin-up piccies do you want? Me bending over and looking back over my shoulder?

Blessings,
Fatholwch /|\.

Math,

Yes darling, and make sure you wet your lips and arch your back in a very seductive manner!

az

Az ,

You are a sick, sick woman....

Poutings,
Matholwch /|\.

Math,

hey, *you* started this!

'sick' indeed! well, maybe just a little . . .

az

Oh oh and sucking the tip of your figure in a seductive way!

Az, I don't believe I have ever seen a piccy of you!

We can take our digital camera, if thats handy.

Kaz,

We just have to do this picture now, if only to make Az choke on her morning coffee .

I so look forward to meeting you on Saturday

Blessings,
Matholwch /|\.

Coffeeees (I need at least two!)

okay! can't wait!

az

And you thought you had escaped me how the devil are you?