h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah for all of you who don't know my name is David. First off I would like to say just exactly how horribly confused I am. I was just searching the internet (as bored teenagers do) and I came across this. I would like to say that as far as I can tell this is an awsome site/jornal thingy. I hope to keep posting things here. But you know how it goes being lazy and all.

well, perhaps you should join the H2G2 procrastinators society....or if you want you could pass some time by becoming a lowly superhero or one of the ultra cool exellent dastardly supervillians (CHOPPERS and STUMPED respectively)

then again, why not become a keeper of something....I'm the keeper of fire and explosives...you could become the keeper of whatever you want (provided it's not already taken)

*looks about* hmm..you could learn GuideML join the Thingites or Society for the Addition of a Towel Smiley..erm..or just join some peep's fan clubs..and you could just generally wonder about, read The Guide, and The Post, or not be on hootoo at all..It's all up to you

Well, anyway..hello. I have a tendency to annoy people, and currently you are one of my chosen to annoy. Look about a bit and perhaps you'll get ACED soon.

Hi Yowuzupman

hello Quille, haven't had the chance to make your accuatance, amoung other things I am the Keeper of Fire and Explosives.

nor I. I am the keeper of version 2 of the machine that goes ping, lemurs, and unwanted office supplies (I think..) though I have many other titles..