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The return of the guinea pigs
Fish's Freak Started conversation Apr 11, 2004
My guinea pig is pregnant again! Yay! 
Oh, she's such a fertile hussy. 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 13, 2004
Name one of them after me!
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hellboundforjoy Posted Apr 15, 2004
Cute. How many do you have? Do you keep the babies? Or are you able to find homes for them? I have one named Maryanne. She is very spoiled.
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Fish's Freak Posted Apr 23, 2004
I have two. I would have kept the babies, but... bad news, guys. They were all stillborn. It wasn't pleasant. 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 23, 2004
Well, you can be happy in the knowledge that they never had to endure the agony of life. 
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hellboundforjoy Posted Apr 23, 2004
Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that. Has she had healthy litters before?
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Fish's Freak Posted Apr 26, 2004
Her first litter was healthy - one died but that's pretty normal. The other two were fine.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 26, 2004
So what did you do with the bodies? Throw them in the bin? Bury them? 
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Fish's Freak Posted Apr 26, 2004
Geesh Ben, you're so pleasant. I'm not telling you now. 
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 26, 2004
What? I'm interested.
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 27, 2004
You could have buries them! 
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Fish's Freak Posted Apr 27, 2004
I had nowhere to bury them! Anyway, the idea of a mass grave of infants is less appealing.
By the way, I just sent you an e-mail, but forgot to say that it was from me. Here's my address; [email protected]
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 27, 2004
But I already have too much spam! 
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Fish's Freak Posted Apr 27, 2004
I'm not spam, I'm practically a friend. Ooh, send me an email please. Please?
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 27, 2004
No. Now I must be going to . . . a galaxy far far away!
*Limps away.*
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 28, 2004
I'm not a cat!
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GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 Posted Apr 28, 2004
Is it not obvious.
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- 1: Fish's Freak (Apr 11, 2004)
- 2: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 13, 2004)
- 3: hellboundforjoy (Apr 15, 2004)
- 4: Fish's Freak (Apr 23, 2004)
- 5: GodBen (The Magical Astronomer) - 00000011 (Apr 23, 2004)
- 6: hellboundforjoy (Apr 23, 2004)
- 7: Fish's Freak (Apr 26, 2004)
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