h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's interesting reading the "add a journal entry" gumph coz i was actually thinking today of where and when i tend to do most of my thinking. I was thinking about this, funnily enough, sitting on the toilet and it suddenly dawned on me what i was doing. I was thinking.
Thinking about thinking. I then realised that most of my thinking time is made up of time sitting on the toilet (sometimes 3 times a day although my bowels have never quite grasped the definition of regularity)

Curiously enough, I've found the toilet to be a good place to think. Mainly because it's quiet, you're away from the hall and the noise of other people walking about, and with the door locked you can shut out the rest of the world and take your time and relax.
I also find h2g2 very relaxing.

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It's not always relaxing though sitting on the toilet is it?
I mean, you ask someone who suffers from piles that it's relaxing
sitting on the toilet and he/she will either storm off or hit you or do both. Having said that, i do find it relaxing most of the time..in between splurges that is.....?

You're lucky. I can't relax on the loo as someone always wants to talk to me.
I say 'shut up, I'm trying to read'.

hang on a minute.. is this person that keeps talking to you on the loo the same person who keeps hiding my remote control? If it is, can you have a look for it in your loo coz i've just lost it again!

I can't see it. What does it look like?

um? it's black, about 3 metres long, 1 metre wide and it's got 3 big buttons on it and every time you press them, they light up. i was charging it up with a car battery when i lost it and that's missing too. It might be behind the pan coz i've found it cowering behind mine before.

3 meters long? Well, that'll never fit in my 'smallest room'! So sorry, I can't help you there.

If that's the remote control, I dread to think what the actual device's size is!

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