h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This looks fun (sorry it's youtube) a new Martial Arts film called Tongan Ninja, featuring Jemaine out of Conchords.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3FrqpxxI2Q

(new for 2007)

Sounds... promising. Will check out from home.

Meanwhile, someone has apparently found me a copy of "Sukiyaki Western Django", so if you were trying to help me find one, you can stop looking now.

Boring, quiet Friday morning here, with little to do. Might be a good time to peer through some of these links I may have missed...

May well have been a fruitless search anyway.

http://www.deb.co.uk/ukswarfega/(gaerqjbo4ol5by55yuzsxmyr)/product.aspx?id=173

http://www.thingsyoungerthanmccain.com/

Rangers fan demonstrates how to protect your beer

http://usera.imagecave.com/lothianblue/gmp1.bmp.jpg

You might be more interested in reading them, but I think these are fantastic - Book autopsies.

http://centripetalnotion.com/2007/09/13/13:26:26/

Those are pretty cool (though part of me shudders at the thought of defacing a book )!!

Democracy speaks in Russia, and says "Cockov!"

Gary Kasparov is interrupted during a preess conference by a flying penis. I'd love to know what he said afterwards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbnySBqioB0

Celebrity sex faces

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoSjUi6yfaE

http://pradt.net/imgs/book/grand/extinctiontimeline.jpg

Man, that bodyguard wasn't messing around.

On one hand, I'm surprised that, afterward, more people weren't laughing. But on the other hand, it did look fairly suspect at first. So I suppose not everyone was terribly amused.

Couple of classic bits of Big Train - Alfred Hitchcock's "Working Class"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLToN2pjik8

The hunting exploits of the Artist Formally Known As Prince

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcMuTsBFQTE

Blind old lady goes plant shopping, NSFW. NTYCSIAWA.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6jufyN1V08

http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/19/10-strangest-names-evar/

The wiki link at the bottom is the mother lode. Who knew there was a Labour MP called Seymour Cocks.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16275_9-most-devastating-insults-from-around-world.html

No can view from work... must be rude.

Guess I might as well get some work done, then.

'Christopher: Purveyor of Fine Links to the Cognoscenti'

Keep 'em coming, dude. 'Specially liked the Ladybird Polis.

Names:

There's a LibDem peer called Lord Razzle (although I don't think he spells it that way.) I do hope he's Lord Razzle of Mayfair.

And then there's the girl in my sisters's Merseyside primary class, Stella:
'After the laaager.'