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This Swollen Car Crash.

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aonemantidalwave

We have come to the end of our journey ladies and gentlemen.
May I take this opportunity to thank you all for travelling with us today.
Please ensure that you remember to take all of your bags containing nailbombs and rudimentary explosive devices. Also, for any religious passengers if you are attempting martyrdom please do so now before we arrive at the station.
For anyone travelling with us today who have sustained stigmata of any kind please wait whilst other passengers alight so we can check for autheniticity.
For anyone who has lost a son or a daughter on this journey be sure and check the furnace before leaving.
May I say once again thank you for travelling with us today and remember: you are only as good as the mind you serve.


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