h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Frolf, or Frisbee-Golf, is perhaps the most utterly pointless and annoying game ever invented.
Though I see frisbees go flying into the creek, trees, the middle of no where, or, slightly less likely, my head, I have only once in two years actually seen one go INTO the BASKET!!!!
Male frolfers walk around topless, whilst females walk around in sports bras, and they are all anoyingly tan. They glare in furiously at anyone who dares to walk in between the baskets, which all seem to be located in the middle of the pathways.
There are usually between three and ten frolfers fishing their frisbees out of the creek at any given moment, and at least one seems to be one frisbee which goes whistling past your ear everytime you dare to walk withen three feet of the "public park". Hah! Public-that's a larf!