h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i like:
chilly gonzales, chocolate, orange juice straight from the fridge, peaches, george micheal, straightening balm, new pajamas, chris moyles, shakira, running in the rain, pop-rock, old buffy, scruffy boys, louis theroux, scruffy boys in retro t-shirts, the smell of fresh tarmac, george clooney, money. lo-fidelity allstars, anarchy, amelie, early morning/late night, weezer, risqué lyrical content, wonderland, miss sixty jeans, blue on black, haikus, ben folds five, soulwax, david dickinson, dairy fudge, nice teeth, bella pasta, basement jaxx, bailey's, tight denim, drunk speak, sales, boys with individual style, strawberries, men who shake my hand in clubs, optimism, silver rings, james lance, reading, finding replies, other people being drunk, winking at bouncers.

i don't like:
tequila, worms/slugs/snails, passport photos, nu metal, meat, authority, other people's birthdays, running in intense heat, patronising & sad & nasty, my pen running out, idle chit-chat, hairy fingers and toes, people who are proud of their flatulence, cat food, meaningless prose, holly valance, scott mills, lucky people, dirty 'posh' shoes, hotmail, passive smoking, happy couples, audiobooks, budgies, dog excrement on the pavement, animated films, [censored] without facial expressions, asda, big pinstripes, stomach-dread, underarm hair, boys with earrings, boys who mess with my friends, boys who mess with me, dirty bathrobes, nu labour, being all alone on an empty dancefloor, crushing debt.

yes, people who are proud of their flatulence are so gross. *ahem*my dad*ahem* blergh!

I'm sitting here happy with my toast and my smirnof ice. Im sad and proud.

I feel like being censored just to draw attention to myself now. What up boyos?!!