h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i like:
chilly gonzales, chocolate, orange juice straight from the fridge, peaches, george micheal, straightening balm, new pajamas, chris moyles, shakira, running in the rain, pop-rock, old buffy, scruffy boys, louis theroux, scruffy boys in retro t-shirts, the smell of fresh tarmac, george clooney, money, lo-fidelity allstars, anarchy, amelie, early morning/late night, weezer, risqué lyrical content, wonderland, miss sixty jeans, blue on black, haikus, ben folds five,
soulwax, david dickinson, dairy fudge, nice teeth, bella pasta, basement jaxx, bailey's, tight denim, drunk speak, sales, boys with
individual style, strawberries, optimism, silver rings, james lance, reading, finding replies, other people being drunk, winking at bouncers.

i don't like:
tequila, worms/slugs/snails, passport photos, snogging mingers, nu metal, meat, authority, other people's birthdays, running in intense heat,patronising lo$ers, sad b*****ds, nasty $limeballs, my pen has running out, chit-chat, hairy fingers, people who are proud of their flatulence, cat food, meaningless prose, holly valance, scott mills, lucky people, dirty 'posh' shoes, hotmail, passive smoking, happy couples, audiobooks, budgies, dog excrement on the pavement, animated films, cum$hots without facial expressions,asda,pinstripes, stomach-dread, underarm hair, boys with earrings, boys who
mess with my friends, boys who mess with me, dirty bathrobes, nu labour, being all alone on an empty dancefloor, crushing debt.