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Talk to me Simon

Hello Cyb, you bored babe?
I always got time to talk to my favorite h2g2 pal

How's tricks with you? Love life still blooming ?

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Am I? Thanx
Its nice to meet lovely people on here
I`m confused and upset and someone next to me has some serious gas problem!
You?

Of course you are my fave, who else asks me so politely to chat with them

Ermmm, don't think that was me with the gas, mine smell like don't you know

Just retaliate with one of your own, see if you can stink the culprit out.

Why you upset and confused? Apart form the fact it's Monday and all the clocks are still wrong lol

Yours really smell like roses?

Well I can`t call upon a gas...
I`m upset and confused because it seems Cal doesn`t want to speak to me and I don`t think I`ve done anything wrong...

Come on, everyone can call on the gas if they really try !

What makes you think he doesn't want to speak to you? Did he tell you that?
(I'm guessing Cal is the boyfriend, you didn't tell me his name last time)
What was the last thing you said to each other?

No...and I can't....
The last thing he said to me was...
"I`m not ignoring you"...and that was it
His sister kept me updated on all the information while he broke his arm but I think hes mad at me or something

You could if you REALLY tried! Go on force one out, it's your body, you show it who's in control.
I think it might only be men that can fart and belch to order, my wife Clare claims she can't do it either.

Hmm if he's broke his arm, he might find typing a bit tricky. If he said he's not ignoring you, that's a good indication he doesn't think he is, so it's not deliberate.
Just tell him that for someone who isn't ignoring you, he's being very quiet.
Don't put too much pressure on, let him come back to you in his own time. Be patient, it will be worth the wait.

Thankyou Simon the
What would I do without you...
Oh wise and wonderful

Compliment overload!!!!!!!!!

Wise I may be, cos I'm old, and have made plenty of mistakes cos I'm , but I'm way short of wonderful, but thanks anyway.

I doubt my words helped you much, but it does sound to me like you are worrying over nothing. So don't be sad unless you actually have something to be sad about.
If he'd said he didn't want to talk to you anymore that's another story, but saying he isn't ignoring you, shows he must want to talk.

And while you're waiting for him to find his voice, you can natter away to me.

So did you get much wind up your way yesterday? (not gas! weather type wind)

Yeah...I was clinging to trees for dear life...
I had to walk to work you see and everything was flying past my ears, plus leaves kept flying into my eyes so I was partially blind

I just let off some gas...and oh.....stinky.......not smell at all...more like rotting flesh...

I stayed wrapped up warm and snug indoors, best place to be.

Just read your post in the breast threads
So you think you've lost Cal then?
Can you fill me in on the details, last time we spoke you'd only just started chatting to him on here. How much further did it get?
Did you phone or meet or anything yet?

No but we`ve emailed each other......
I known him on here a while...and helped his sister out...
I`m just upset because when I think I`vew actually found somebody...they ignore me, cheat on me or use me...

Before you hang up your dating boots and write all us men off, has he actually used you or cheated on you yet?
Do you know why he is ignoring you? There may be a good reason for it.
I think he should have the decency to say if he has lost interest in you, and I am sure he would, but you shouldn't jump to silly conclusions just because he's gone silent.

If you stopped talking to me, I wouldn't assume you didn't like me. Why are you making that assumption of him?

Sounds like you have had some bad past experiences, try not to let them cloud your judgement.

Ok...
I have had some bad experiences...
and a bad life...
I don`t write all men off...
I didn`t say he`d cheated on me either...thats what all the others did...
I`ll try to keep an open mind

I know it's hard, your mind automatically thinks the worse, and it's hard to imagine it any other way.
But getting all upset about it wont help at all. Try and stay calm and patient.

And like someone said in the other thread, if a guy cheats on you, he obviously wasnt 'the' guy, so you had alucky escape!
Always look on the bright side of life!

The glass is half full not half empty?....

If it had strawberry milkshake in it, it's completely empty now
I'm well thirsty today.

Seriously Cyb, you wont believe this now, but every bad relationship you have will just make the one good one seem all the better.
If you found the perfect guy straight off, you'd have nothing to c-mpare him too, so you'd wonder if there was better out there.
This way you'll appreciate it so much more.

does that make sense? bit heavy for a monday morning I know lol