h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok so I am not entitled to benefits.

I have had no income since March and have been leaning on my poor parents since then.

The Doctor says I am not ready to go back to work...I agree, frankly. I'm having nightmares and flashbacks about my ex dragging me around by my hair and laughing at me. I have a victim support counsellor who wants to press charges, and an appointment with a CPN. Work just isn't a concern of mine right now.

My ex employers whom I bust a gut for and did voluntary work for have failed to supply the benefits agency with my paperwork.

The bank failed to deliver my statement even though I went in in person and asked.

My gran confused me with my mother and told the benefits office i had gone to work when actually it was my mum who is at work (we have similar forenames). They have closed my claim. I begged the guy on the phone not to but he obviously doesn't believe me.

My ex will not send me my post from the old house so i have no P45. The phone there is cut off. He has not informed the council tax office that I no longer live there and has not paid any council tax...the bill is in my name.

If I don't come back here its because I'm dead.

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