h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes, we of the Smart State have a thoroughfare gazetted Mifawny Drive.

Go on, ask Larry Page to help you find out some more about Mifawny.

There's nothing about Donald Horne or John Betjemen or Benjamin Britten, or even David Essex is there?

Now try Myfanwy. Yes that's better.

Somehow, I'm not surprised

I am lobbying for a modification to the gazetted name, but my Cllr (a closet National I am advised) appears to be cursed with an inability to pen a response. It's no wonder Kevin Rudd thinks he can hear banjos when he crosses the Pine River Bridge.

Does Kev really think that? He goes up in my estimations by the day

I road-raged at our esteemed Shadow Treasurer today. Literally. He cut me off at a roundabout and I shouted "D*ckh**d" at him (roof down on my car, so no chance of not being heard).
Then I suddenly realised who it was

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,23718603-3102,00.html

"He wouldn't want to show his nose around Townsville for a while." Well quite.

Yeah, but look who it is who tittle-tattled the tale And they believe him?

Pancreatitis gives your bile an extra nip I think.