h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Arrrghhh. Bobs on h2g2 drunk again. Been to the bierkeller, had an *interesting* night to say the least.

Saw the ex-girlfriend earlier, out on the town and drunk... (me that is). Scary thing is, I was talking to her for a few minutes before I recognised her. I swear I wasnt *that* drunk...

I broke with centuries old tradition and actually pulled, although it was a 'snog with old friend' kinda pull rather than the eminently more satisfying stranger pull. I then went kinda crazy in the mosh pit and I think some of the big guys were jealous with the little guy that noboduy could move from the middle of the pit. So now Ive got a bruise/graze below my left eye, and a bloody lip...

I was told that I was fit by a girl Ive been introduced to. She then disappeared. Life in an infinitessimal.

I emerged from the bierkeller to find two girls pulling each others hair out. Who needs wrestling?

So, Im at hjome now, drunk and stupid, after a rather interesting night out...

*raises an eyebrow*

yaaaar

You drunk loon. Have you had your kebab?

noooooo, no money. The tele is trying to sell me the greatest Country hits album.

Im scared

Oh! you can change channels on this thing, get away country music gimps.

I have to go to bed now. Turn the TV off, that way it won't get you.

*s away before she starts to get jealous that the cute half-Chinese boy pulled*



Go to bed as well. Not good to be on here when you are drunk. You always regret it...

true, im gonna get some food now.

Twas an old friend who f**ked off to uni, I hagvent seen her in years, even before she f**ked off.

Oops, almost forgot to self-censor then...


Nighty night

S'long as you are happy my dear! Least there will be no moaning tomorrow!

Beeeddddddd....here I come...!

Heya Bob, am glad the evening turned out to be satisfactory at last! Got sort of chatted up this evening by a guy who kept telling me how much his mate fancied me. However I make it a rule never to got hrough those 'my mate fancies you' channels. If a guy has the guts to come up to me himself, then I'll consider it, but otherwise, forget it! This was my last night in Aber before I go home so definately a good one, though I shall miss all my friends from uni. However I now have no work to do for the next 4 weeks and am free and single and about to go on a mega binge of going out to catch up with all my friends from home! So life's quite good. Anyway I'd better go to bed cos it's really far too late for me. Hope you're happier now you've broken the drought.

Napnod

Blah, the morning after...

Ive had me traditional morning after fry-up at the caff, and am annoyed I dont have the money to go out tonight.

Im still very amazed by the fact I was chatting to the ex without realising who she was, but my facial perception is s**t anyway, I really realised how much I recognise people by their clothes and attitudes at the work xmas fancy dress night out(obviously I didnt dress up) on Wednesday. I didnt recognise anybody at all, and had to work it all out...

I thought I was in heaven when I went into the 'keller last night and the first three songs they played were Rage ATM, Deftones, and Pantera. Then they went onto the s**tty pop-punk and nu-metal. I got in quite a heated row with the DJ, funnily he doesnt appreciate me repeatedly telling him to play *decent* music on the request sheets.

Anyway, I've got some higly hallucinogenic fungus to consume tonight, so if I spout a load of really wierd crap here tonight, thats why...

Enjoy.

I dunno, I feel some kind of release after seeing the ex last night. Cant really explain it, but something definately happened.

Good

Im quite glad I managed to stay off here when I was tripping last night. I wrote some notes on a bit of paper, and they dont really make much sense...

Good night then?

Well, good up untill my mate went to bed saying 'I dont like this, this is too much for me' and sent us all home... I got home and had to stay up till 4 in the morning for the trip to wear off and I could get some sleep...

Pussy.

I spent last night online/reading stuff. Got Burning Chrome/Zodiac to read at some point! Still got a hold of Neuromancer, so hopefully I'll be able to read it properly now!

Yey

I need to read Burning Chrome, havent yet...

I'll let you know what it's like. I am thinking of doing a few book review articles at the moment...although I'm not sure what on. Complicated stuff is thinking...