h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My life is going down the drain. No matter how hard I pray for it to get better, it only seems to get worse.... I wish for a better LIFE.

My sister is SOOO ungrateful! I do her schoolwork, I do her school project, I prepare lunch & dinner for her, I wash the dishes for her, I clean her room for her, I buy books for her, I collect information for her, BUT HOW DOES SHE THANK ME? She calls me a retard & goes off telling everyone that I'm mentally ill & clinically insane! What kind of sibling is that?!

I can't even read in peace at home.

I HAVE A VEEEERRRRY BAD, TERRIBLE SISTER!!!! SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO HAVE A BROTHER LIKE ME TO HELP HER THROUGH LIFE!!!! SHE DARED TO SAY THAT I'M THE USELESS ONE IN THE FAMILY, WHEN I'M THE ONE WHO :

(1)DOES HER SCHOOLWORK,
(2)DOES HER SCHOOL PROJECTS,
(3)HELP HER TRAIN FOR THE EXAMS,
(4)PREPARE BREAKFAST & DINNER FOR HER,
(5)WASH THE DISHES FOR HER,
(6)BOIL WATER FOR DRINKING & BATHING FOR HER,
(7)DRY HER HAIR AFTER BATHS,
(8)GO OUT OF THE HOUSE TO BUY ITEMS FOR HER,
(9)LISTEN TO HER CONVERSATIONS,
(10)DEFEND HER RIGHTS,
(11)UNDERSTAND HER FEELINGS, &
(12)SHARE THINGS WITH HER.

My sister is a BIG, FAT LIAR!!!! Here's the story to proof my point:

My sister asked me where her friend's music CD was. I told her it's in my CD file & if she wants it she could go & take it herself. What so hard about that? She suddenly got mad & asked me why I put the CD into my file. I replied that I found it on the floor & that if I hadn't took it someone would probably step on it & break it. But she didn't want to belive me & said that I was keeping it for myself. In other words, I STOLE it. To make matters worse, she told her false-crap story to our mother. & what? My mum believed her.

The truth is that my sister is the real thief. She is the one who enters my room & dig up all over the place & take my belongings without a single permission! All my boxes, drawers & cabinets have been FORCEFULLY opened by her! She is the real theif in this family. OH, & one more thing. When I'm reading a book & she finds it ineteresting, she just grabs the book from my hands & runs off to her room! Need I say anything else.

MY LIFE IS SOOO ANNOYING!! I get DISTURBED & INTERUPTED in everything I do all day long everyday! I get disturbed in the morning, I get disturbed in the afternoon, I get disturbed in the evening & I get disturbed at night! I get interupted while I'm reading, watching TV, listening to the radio, doing work, eating, talking, listening, resting,etc! To cut things short, I GET DISTURBED & INTERUPTED AT EVERYTHING I DO!! I have an extremely tight schedule of work which takes a lot from the time I have to rest & catch up on my reading. But do they let me rest? NOOO!! Instead, they give me extra work (even unnescesarry jobs that they themselves can accomplish without trouble but are too lazy to move their limbs) & won't allow me to speak my own opinions! It's always "Listen to US!" & "Never listen to YOU!" I'M BLOODY SICK OF IT ALL!!!! FOR THE 100th TIME, I WANT A BETTER LIFE!!!!
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My mother is truly EVIL. I know this because she wanted to kill me ever since I was little. She doesn't care about me & loves to have bad things happen to me. She set the unfortunate events into motion herself. There's another reason why my mother is EVIL. When she gets mad... you can see THE DEVIL's eyes in hers.