h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Transcription by Words To Print Inc. status: private, leader, crypto]

Jeez, a week in night school it takes me just to figure out how to get into these f***in' things - pardon my French here, I'm not a natural polite kinda guy, an' I hate f***in' House Rules... where I come from, I own the house an I make my own rules. You don't like it, don't burn my ass. F***in' techs, always they gimme the creeps.

Anyways, as the guy says, it's been a long time. Long enough that it's about time maybe somebody gets their head together an tries to find out what the f***k's been goin' on with this weird orbital s**t.

See, me an my family, we're havin' a sweet time out on the boat, just me Veil and the baby, oh, and you know, the help - Evan and that sourpuss with the heavyweight grafting job - built like a f***in' 18 wheeler but always with the nasty - like a bulldog suckin' a wasp, Veil says - jeez that always makes me smile...

So what happens is I get this tightbeam cast from the pharmaceuticals guy with a proposition. Lets not go into details, but it's the new stuff and the price is attractive. 'Attractive' - don't that look pretty in print! But there's a rider, see. There's this guy in the military hospital needs to get in touch with a friend. He's calling in a favour... So what the f**k, why not? Every now and then you need to do something you can feel good about. You know what I'm saying? Karma, that's the sh**. You gotta pay your dues - and also, business is business, yada yada yada...

OK so now you understand where I'm coming from. If I can help, ask - I'm kind of interested. The pharm guy will connect us if you need, you know, somthing.

Sh*t, I just got a call, there's a tracer moving in, we gotta go. So this is the message, right: [leader: end]

[status: public, content, key]

Sylvia from Higgs says 'Hi Cjob; contact me. Secure link - joint key follows. Djob sends regards'. [content: end]

[status: key, public, no track][key: end]

[Transcription: end]

Logs out

So far I've been unable to trace these entries any further. After this length of time the backups will be buried so deep it will take an AI to dig them out, and I don't have that kind of money at present.