h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

at this point, things are so hopeless i can almost justify this pause.
i am in such a panic i can't work, and i am aware of each minute i lose, and this causes me to become increasingly furious and incapacitated. my coping skills are entirely gone. all i know is there is no way i can finish this project for class tomorrow. my original prediction was correct. for awhile i had some bizarre confidence that if i just worked hard it could happen. but any chance i had to accomplish this was lost weeks ago before i had any idea where i was headed, for what disaster i was destined.
i have not had an actual meal for several days now. i have been living on pringles, ramen noodles, cereal, tea, miso soup, anything that happened to be in my room. i made the soup in an attempt to calm myself down somehow. obviously it hasn't worked.
translation, 411 word glossary and introduction by tomorrow at 10. the prolonged torture of the past 3 days is unlike anything i have ever known. most projects forced upon me only result in maybe one night of hell each... three days for my cantinflas paper which i handed in today, such as it was, and quite late as well... and now i am finally getting to this old english edition, and who knows how long it will go on. more importantly, who knows how many hours i will waste before i can achieve the zen state necessary to continue under these conditions.
this is extremely unpleasant.