h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My best friend's not leaving after all and that midterm was a sinch! Anyway, here's a few things that I think won't happen now that I'm an adult eligible to vote in every state in the union and Puerto Rico, but probably still will:

1)Get rejected to see an R rated movie.
It's already happened once this year.

2)Be called the smartest kid in the class.
I hated it before because I try not to be classifyed as smart. Now it bugs me because I'm 18, but honestly look 12. I can see any movie not rated R at the kid price if I wanted to.

3)Be referred to as the "little" one.
Corrupt calls me her little cousin, and my younger brothers call me their little sister, and I can't do anything about it because now I will be tried as an adult.

There's probably other stuff, too, but now I can play the lottery. I hope I win, and if I do, Corrupt gets nothing because Corrupt thinks I won't win. Corrupt just doesn't want free stuff. Oh, well, her loss. Like I'd ever really win, but you never know... I am one person out of twenty-four million in CA, it could happen...