h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Blimey, this new mobile phone seems to be trickier to operate than I anticipated. I must be getting old

Thank I thought it was just me. I give everything to J now. Even if I could understand technology, I have better things to do with my time. Honest.

I can't believe at the tender age of 29 I was stumped by a bloody mobile phone! Mind you I persevered and I think I've got the hang of it now

If it makes you feel any better, I'm currently reinstalling World of Warcrack after two months of 'I'm never playing it again'. This time though it's on a strictly casual basis and I'm going Horde, bwahahaha!

I forgot ythe age difference... Of course, you are far too young to be too old to work technology!

Oi! I have a few years to go until I catch up with you and EV, you couple of old fogeys

Its the beginning of the end...

You'll never catch up with me!

Oh yes I will, grandad! *opens the bag of Werthers Originals*

No! No! Anything but the Werthers Originals! Please save us from this fate worse than a fate worse than something really bad...

Can I have one?

They're right by tartan baffies warming up by the fire *helps Vestie over to the comfy chair*

Ooh! The comfy chair! Have you got any of those big slipper things that I can get both feet in at once?

Arrrgggghhhhh! please no! not the comfy chair!

Careful, or I'll get the Snuggie out too

That sounds nice, dear.

*gently settles the auld yins into the comfy chairs, Werthers in one hand and a nice cup of tea in the other*

*sighs comfortably*
You wouldn't have a "wee dram" in the house would you?

You'll be wanting a biscuit next. Fig roll anyone?

Mmmm. Fig roll
What's that wet patch on my vest?

Upper part or lower part?