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Happy Hogmanay!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Started conversation Dec 30, 2002
It's that time of year I love almost as much as Santa - the first footing, the fireworks, the black bun, and of course the drunken orgies! This year will be my first Edinburgh Hogmanay - shock, horror! - but I'm looking forward to it. Going to a house party because I just do not want to face those crowds, where I will be nice and warm.
And there's lots of guys going too, apparently. 
Happy New Year! 
Happy Hogmanay!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 31, 2002
Drunken orgies? Wait for me! 
Happy Hogmanay!
Zak T Duck Posted Dec 31, 2002
*Wonders how much a last minute train ticket from Manchester would set him back*
Happy Hogmanay!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 31, 2002
This time last year, I would have been able to tell you. 
Happy Hogmanay!
Zak T Duck Posted Dec 31, 2002
Too much was the answer. Oh if only I'd decided months ago...
*Goes off to invent a time machine*
Happy Hogmanay!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Dec 31, 2002
*goes off to get throroughly mortal*
See you next year.
Happy Hogmanay!
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jan 1, 2003
Bah - there were no orgies
Hurrah - but lots of drink!
And am I paying for it today
Happy Hogmanay!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 1, 2003
A sober orgy? Hmmmmm. It could work. 
Happy Hogmanay!
Mister Matty Posted Jan 1, 2003
I saw the New Year in "the sticks".
I was disturbed by the sight of a man's "happy sack" being waxed on the telly 
At the Bells fireworks went off all over the horizon. It was quite nice.
I tried phoning all sorts of people after the Bells and only got through to a few who had had the sense to turn their phones on 
I got a phone call from a "Papa Lazaru" who seems to think my name is "Dave" (the second person to do this) 
. Whoever she was she said "Happy New Year" though.
I fell asleep in front of "The Office" DVD and was awoken at 4am by my mate's 1 year old son "dancing".
I found a glass of Guinness perched on the TV table and drank it. It was still quite cold.
I'm not hungover 
but I am depressed for some reason or another 
. Ya boo sucks to you all.
Happy Hogmanay!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 2, 2003
Hello, Dave?
Can I just drag you back to the second sentence of your previous post, Dave. What the 
were you watching?
Happy Hogmanay!
Mister Matty Posted Jan 2, 2003
"Can I just drag you back to the second sentence of your previous post, Dave. What the were you watching?"
Believe it or not it was on "The Top 100 TV Treats of 2002"
If a man's love-bags being waxed until red-raw is a "TV treat" then there are some "unusual" people out there.
Happy Hogmanay!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 2, 2003
100 TV treats of 2002? Ever feel you've set yourself too big a target? I'd be struggling to pick 5. And gentlemen's private hair removal wouldn't feature in any of them.
Happy Hogmanay!
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jan 3, 2003
Two words: double urgh.
Happy Hogmanay!
Mister Matty Posted Jan 10, 2003
*suddenly realises what the smileys are and 
's like a loon*
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- 1: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Dec 30, 2002)
- 2: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 31, 2002)
- 3: Zak T Duck (Dec 31, 2002)
- 4: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 31, 2002)
- 5: Zak T Duck (Dec 31, 2002)
- 6: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Dec 31, 2002)
- 7: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jan 1, 2003)
- 8: Zak T Duck (Jan 1, 2003)
- 9: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 1, 2003)
- 10: Mister Matty (Jan 1, 2003)
- 11: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 2, 2003)
- 12: Mister Matty (Jan 2, 2003)
- 13: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 2, 2003)
- 14: fords - number 1 all over heaven (Jan 3, 2003)
- 15: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jan 3, 2003)
- 16: DoctorGonzo (Jan 9, 2003)
- 17: Mister Matty (Jan 10, 2003)
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