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I am the female Bernard Black...
fords - number 1 all over heaven Started conversation Jan 26, 2006
...apparently.
I am the female Bernard Black...
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jan 26, 2006
Ye gods, what a coincidence. Some comedy programme is on the telly in the background and when I turned round just now Dylan Moran was on! That just proves that I am the female Bernard Black, you hussy! Now fetch me my lolly 
I am the female Bernard Black...
Baconlefeets Posted Jan 26, 2006
What?! He's on the televisual box?! Which channel?! Chop chop!
*Smashs frozen against book case*
I am the female Bernard Black...
Zak T Duck Posted Jan 27, 2006
All I need is to grow a beard, bald a bit and have an "incident" with the Little Book of Calm, and then I'd be Manny.
I am the female Bernard Black...
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jan 27, 2006
You'd be a good Manny 
Now, who do we know that has a horse face so she can be Fran?
I am the female Bernard Black...
Baconlefeets Posted Jan 27, 2006
*Stretches face*
*Holds orb type thing*
Hello?
I am the female Bernard Black...
Baron Grim Posted Jan 27, 2006
DRAT!!! I just realised that I missed this weeks airing of Black Books on BBCAmerica. Bu@@er me! Grrr!
I am the female Bernard Black...
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Jan 29, 2006
You can buy it on DVD 
Footie, put your face back to normal, you're scaring me! 
I am the female Bernard Black...
Baconlefeets Posted Feb 3, 2006
Vestie! 
S'alright, I've lost my chin so it's not long now.
I am the female Bernard Black...
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 3, 2006
Hullo Vestie! Long time no see!
I am the female Bernard Black...
Vestboy Posted Feb 6, 2006
to all.
That French lady who lost her chin has been facing the world hasn't she?
It must be strange licking someone else's lips!
I am the female Bernard Black...
Baconlefeets Posted Feb 6, 2006
*Grabs Vestie*
*Turns round to everyone. no one*
I got him! He's not going anywhere!
*Turns back to Vestie*
*Looks at bit of ripped vest*
*Mutter* Always running off. *Mutter*
I am the female Bernard Black...
fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Feb 6, 2006
Ooooh, what will you put in it? 
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