h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...so here I am, in my lovely flat with my lovely flatmates, when a certain researcher finds out there's a spare room. And he promptly takes over. He moves in next week - bah! Already he's taken over my own room with his damn books and CDs lying everywhere - typical man, won't pick up his mess after him. But still, things will change when he's all nice and settled in - oh yes! *Cue evil laugh*

Mind you, it's nice to have the company - and his Hitchhiker CDs to listen to!

Typical man? But, but, you're the woman! You'll be doing all the tidying, cleaning, and cooking - won't you?

Ha - watch me!

No...hang on....you would as well. We have a rota, and you're gonna be a busy little beaver, let me tell you boyo!

I'll tell you something, that bathroom needs a thorough scrub. You filthy swine, you.

Me and Diana cleaned the whole flat...anyway, who stank the toilet out, hmmm?

Err, better get used to that...

thank god for the extractor fan, huh?

It didn't bother me much. I left straight after my dirty deed...

Also typical male right?!

I'm dying to see how the two of you are going to cope sharing a flat. Are you going to bite each others heads off, or are you going to settle down and accept each other.
Will we hear all about it here on hootoo, or will you keep it behind closed doors?

The build-up is good, though. I'm half expecting WW3.

I'm sure we will get on splendidly. As long as she knows her place, is seen and not heard, and never plays her blimmin' Stereophonics CDs.

That last one was serious. It will not be tolerated.

Hey, what's wrong with the Stereophonics?

Are you serious? The Snoreophonics - they're just so... dull. That Jones lad and his blimmin' monotone. Tsk.

Anyway, if she plays any o' that rubbish, I'll just put on Nico

BTW, speaking of music, or whatever... I saw the Hives on TOTP the other night. Can't say that it's my cup of tea, really. They seem to be trying too hard to achieve too little.

But then.. Considering the last CD I bought was Mike and the Mechanics Greatest Hits, and I have two albums by Bruce Willis (yes, Bruce Willis from Die Hard), maybe I'm not the best reference when it comes to music.

You have got to be kidding me. That is so embarrassing. There is no way I would admit to that. I couldn't walk out of my door knowing that people knew this. You poor boy.


Oh, and the Bruce Willis CDs are pretty sad as well.

The Hives rocks and Mike and the Mechanics.....er....don't

Well, perhaps *very* softly

So, just because I say that I bought a Mike and the Mechanics CD, you can start gettig all judgmental and stuff, Gonzo?
It can't be that bad. It's not like I've got any Westlife or Hear'Say in my CD collection.

I sold my Stereophonics CDs so ner . When did I ever play them in front of you, huh? I have better taste than that now!

And I'm afraid it's you, dear boy, who's gonna have to learn your place, for a quiet life....

Yeah. You go, fords. Make his life a living hell. Make him your slave!

Cool! No more running around daft for me!