h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Passed the theory part, so on with the proper one!

I may still yet get to drive to AT, just 2 years (or will be) late

*wonders who will claim My Bench...*

Brilliant!

Ho Yus!

*nods vigorously*

So what was your score?

Should I know off the top of my head?

*s to get certificate...*




33/35 for the Rules of the road bit
59/75 for the hazard perception whatsit

So will it be you sitting on My Bench this year?

Sounds like a pretty good score to me!

Yep, I'll keep that spot warm, no worries there!

That's reassuring to know, don't want no riffraff in my spot!
Hold on, what am I saying?!

I'll make sure I pick you up almost on time then

Ah'll gie ye riffraff, ya cheeky English basturt!

Eh?
Y' be'r Watchn' it yerself there ye cheeky Ned!

I promise I will never attempt that again by the way.

The second bit was alright but the first bit sounded all West Country

Is that where she came from?
You're a nutter!

Best be off to bed, will see you when I come back from London.

Thanks for that!

Behave yourself in London now!