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Why lads suck.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Started conversation Jul 11, 2002
Lads suck because:
1) theyre insecure, when its blatantly my job to do that.
2) they avoid me when they should be doing the opposite.
3) they know what you feel but dont seem to want or be able to do anything about it.
4) they set you up and tear you down
5) you dont know if they love or hate you
7) their little friends are evil
8) they wear pants tucked in thier socks (you know that ones!)
sorry. Im in a bad mood. no offense.
Why lads suck.
Peaches Posted Jul 11, 2002
(can't be arsed with the numbers...)
*They're like busses, all or nothing.
*They view women as possessions and not entities in their own right.
*Their little moods, where you try and make a joke and get your head bitten off as a result.
I feel uncomfortable with this topic, because to be honest I approach relationships like your typical bloke. So cuff me Liz, I'm handing myself in.
Why lads suck.
Elbow Yangle (and the case for boys in eyeliner) Posted Jul 11, 2002
lol. I'd like to you know I would, but it gets far too kinky after a while. Don't worry, I'll get rif of this when Im in a better mood, then u wont have to listen to me sulking anymore!
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