h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My title has absolutly nothing to do with my subject, as you will see.

Alright, when your in the pub, with a perfectly nice lad sat on your knee, another wrapped round your waist, you would think that the world was good, wouldn't you? I mean, by nw the alcohol has got to work, all you morals and sanity are completely out of the window, and you should be feeling great. Indeed you are. That is until you see your boyfriend glaring at you from the other side of the table. Damn.

So, I suppose my real title should be "Sod's Law", as my point is: why do people only desire you when you're taken? Then, you leave the safety of the "relationship" and the world is bleak and full of fine people who are no longer interested cause they could have you now?

Weird, I believe is an adiquate word. I will just have to get drunker more often me thinkst...

drunker is good. simon thinks that i & me were drunk on friday but as i had partaken only of 5 bacardi breezers (lemon) and a half (cranberry) i think merry was a perfectly adequate adjective. i was making suggestive comments, true. but rob was visiting his parents and i was having fun! so i take this opportunity to once and for all, strongy and firmly, object.

Mummy bought me Smirnof Ice 4 pack from the co-op today! Yay.

I CANNOT STATE ENOUGH HOW MUCH I OBJECT!

Mother, you aught to be ashamed... your youngest daughter is a dirty stoppout, in the house as well as out!

Me likey Smirnoff Ice... me can have too, when I come home??

Mummy says "there won't be any left by the time you come home", because I (that is the 1st person singular of ME) am going to drink it all!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahaha....etc.

that's just unfair. but you, (you with the actual money, as opposed to me, the impoverished student) or mother could always buy some more. or red square. mmmm red square. ooh, now i have a fantasy involving orli bloom and red square and merry(not pippin, ba-da-boom)ness. hey hey! i've been reading rude fanfics! yay! x