h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Many people say that being in the Sixth Form is just like being in any other year. Aha, not for this sponge of knowledge. For me it has given me a strange sence of power, and I am afraid that if it continues I may abuse it. I've never been an overly confident person, so this can be doing nothing but good for me!

I believe that this strange sensation stems from the fact that, having continued at my High School, I am no longer one of the "Uniformed Masses". I finally stand out from the crowd, and that gives me power. Is that wrong?

I walk down the corridor, and the little firsty's move out of the way as fast as possible. I don't get shouted at, even by the evilest teachers when I don't do my work. I get to walk into dinner straight off-no queueing for me-no sirey!

aiiieee!

so, yangle, power have you? well not as much as me, for i am a student. which means i am feared and hated by the older generation. i sponge, as you do with knowledge, off the state. i slack. i'm a slacker. it sux. but you know what? my alcohol tolerance level has increased. which may or may not be a good thing. and also, i'm over the whole older-teenage superiority thing that you youngsters today have - i'm 20, and mature. can't you tell?

burble.

but i digress. and i concur - because being in the 6th form you can at least command respect off the chidlins, because after all, you spent 5 long years being one of them - it's high time you moved on.

love and hugs
kat xx

Well, I don't really feel like that anymore. The chidlins have by now learned to sneer at us, and ask us if we're "goths", which is very amusing, but still.
There are some very silly little fools in our school!

It's still cools that you can walk straight into lunch though!

OK, I have attitude about the random crap spouted by little chidlins.

Firstly, what is a goth? Well, technically I know this. But why do the younger generation (which so makes me sound 500 years old) take anyone who is different and ridicule them with this stupid label? In the 6th form, at least at our school, due to the non-uniform thing we were able to be ourselves, unlike the lower years who are all sheep, and dressed as such. Bottle green sheep in fact.

A case in point - my friend and yours, a certain spikey haired male with a thing for hairdye, band t-shirts, eyeliner and skirts on special occasions. For a year he was constantly laughed at by the younger peeps - even though he was older they did not respect his authoritaah. Then happened the invasion of the Bizkit and everyone dresses like spikey, hoody, baggy students. It's blatent hypocrasy, and these people simply don't see what pointless harm they did.

Now, I'm down wid da kidz, but this is silly. Whatever happened to respecting your elders? Or at least staying away from the 6th formers in case they flushed your head down the loo, or worse, directed you wrongly? The education system in this country is a mess. Whta is the world coming to??

Give a little R-E-S-P-E-C-T to meeeee
love Kat xx

No.

Fine. I don't care. You see what I mean about not respecting your elders? You have no respect! {back of my hand!}

*g*

What does *g* mean?

And I'm not supposed to respect you! Your my sister.

*g* is grin

get wid it sista!

grrr teehee!!

... now back to the point ...

What? Talk english girl!

wot ho pip pip jolly hockeysticks

that englsh enough for yow?

Who is yow?

yow is you, silly. we are con-sid-erably richer than yow. kinda.

Nope, cos ur a starving student. supposedly.

starving and suffering with my cold thing. lost 6 pounds in the last 3 days on my new version of the slimfast plan - consisting of sleeping a lot and not being well enough to eat. hey ho. i'm home now and better. so really gonna endevour to not do the starving student thingy. anyway, just cos you have a job. and the sentance was an example. look, i spent a good deal of my formative (or adolescent, anyway) years watching the fast show. this week i ave mostly bin eatin... worms. of course.

Your a silly moose. With no antlers.

So, really just a stubborn mule.

Oh Yeah??? Well you're a... a... *makes signing pig gesture* oink!

(Or oik - what do you prefer? Hmmm???????)

Silly bint