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Ways to annoy people
Cookie Monster, Keeper of Flying Dancing Hippos in Pink Tutus Started conversation Aug 14, 2001
Here are some really good ways to annoy people:
1) Put empty milk cartons back in the fridge.
2) Find out when your friends' favourite TV programme is on, and ring them seven minutes after it starts.
3) When you visit your friends' house, hide their remote control, can opener, pets, etc...
4) When your friends' are out, ring them up. If you get their answer machine, put the phone down without leaving a message. Repeat this several times.
5) Buy your friends' a useful gift. When they thank you for it, charge them full price plus a handling charge.
Try these out and see how affective they can be! 
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