This is a Journal entry by Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge")

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Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge")

Well then!

I've signed up today, and I was going to post something eridite, witty, informative, and, and, and .... eloquent.

But I'm going to have to go away and think about it.


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Post 2

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

Hee, I've been planning on that since I joined....

Does 'silly' count? smiley - winkeye


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Post 3

Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge")

Does Silly count what? Sheep?


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Post 4

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

Sheep, frogs, chicken pock marks...


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Post 5

Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge")

Two sheep in a field.

One says "Moooooo!
The other says "Eh?"
The first says "I'm learning a foreign language".

Runner-up, Joke of the Year Contest, Byzantium AD44.


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Post 6

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

smiley - laugh

You'll fit right in. smiley - smiley


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Post 7

Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge")

That's good to know. Probably. I think. Maybe. Er.....


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Post 8

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

*smiles charmingly and not at all reassuringly* smiley - winkeye


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Post 9

Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge")

The last person who did that to me wanted to drink my blood....


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Post 10

Sad, Mad or Bad? - I always wanted to be a dino, but alas, I'm just old.

Funny you should mention that...

I'm a smiley - vampire


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