This is a Journal entry by Biggles Rocks as do Austin, Raymond E Feist and Tom Clancy.

Yipee

Post 1

Biggles Rocks as do Austin, Raymond E Feist and Tom Clancy.

Dad Has finally put the film on video! smiley - wow It's finished smiley - wow It's done smiley - wow. I'm free!smiley - wow Free to start writing my next film smiley - biggrin. Which hopefuly won't have aliens smiley - aliensmile in it again. Except that may be difficult cause weird smiley - weird films are easier to make.


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Post 2

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

Aliens?
May I star in your new film?
I am available, and pretty reasonable too.smiley - smiley
smiley - aliensmilesmiley - ufosmiley - rocketsmiley - starsmiley - planet


Yipee

Post 3

Biggles Rocks as do Austin, Raymond E Feist and Tom Clancy.

Well that depends on three things. Where are you based? Do you want to be paid? Do you mind taking orders from a sixteen year old?


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Post 4

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

I'm here on h2g2 .....smiley - smiley
Remuneration not required, although I will accept "I.O.U.favours" which I will call in, should I require YOUR services.
Oh yes, if you will take orders from me, when I give them out.smiley - winkeye


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Post 5

Biggles Rocks as do Austin, Raymond E Feist and Tom Clancy.

In that case yeah sure. What kind of part are you after? The screaming woman? The guy that gets killed in the first ten minutes? The alien itself or the starring role?


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Post 6

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

The brainy lustworthy babe, of course.
smiley - bigeyes


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Post 7

Biggles Rocks as do Austin, Raymond E Feist and Tom Clancy.

In that case I'll need you to sign a contract to state that you won't get married (ruins the sexy image), you won't put on a million stone intil after filming. You won't die and of course that you won't want any of the profits.


Yipee

Post 8

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

Well if you pay me £7 million, I won't need a share in the profits, will I?
smiley - winkeye


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Post 9

Biggles Rocks as do Austin, Raymond E Feist and Tom Clancy.

Well yes but I plan to make about twenty million and I want to keep all the money so I'll still need you to sign the contract. Oh and considering your an unknown I think 500,000 would be more acceptable.


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Post 10

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

How do you work out that I am an unknown?

Haven't you seen me collecting my Saturn awards?
smiley - biggrin

smiley - planet
~Seven~
smiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - starsmiley - star


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Post 11

Biggles Rocks as do Austin, Raymond E Feist and Tom Clancy.

Oh I'm sorry! I'd didn't realise, mabey your offer would be more acceptable. As long as you promise to follow all the terms mentioned.


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