h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't have many skills, I'm not all that predisposed to sudden bursts of sports or violence. But I've found that I have a drive for perfection in three areas.
First and most importantly is the best drink in the entire world, which for some strange reason, water is in first place. after much deliberation, I have decided that I badly need a drink.
A decent place totake a nap, which I consider one of the most important things to have while visiting a strange new place, or even when you're tired from fleeing a radical band of rebel terrorists across Zaire (that isn't it's name anymore, but you know what I'm talking about).
And of course, what I've made my life's passion and most likely my claim to fame, the international toilet rating system. While this might seem a horrible and disgusting waste of time, you must remember that if you ever make a mistake in your choice of eateries, you may be spending your entire vacation sitting on one. I just plain like to know that my toilet was approved by a toilet raing professional.
I hope that whether you are going to New York or Moscow you will rely on my personal rating system, or even contribute some constructive critisizm.