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How to severely damage your kidney's in three easy steps....
LochNessie-Professor of Partially Non Existent Life Forms at the University of Mice,bit down in dumps.... Started conversation Jun 19, 2006
1. Order a book through inter-library loan system at your university.
2. Make the mistake of assuming because previous inter-library loans from the British Library haven't set off the security gates when you exited, loans from different libraries won't either.
3. Walk forward in a purposeful manner of one who is about to exit a library.....
You will shortly become aware of a loud persistant ringing alarm and the fact you have a sharp pain across the kidney region caused by a large plastic obstruction with an exit sign on it at midlength height.....that is the barrier which usually gives way instantly.
Shortly following this realisation is a librarian running towards you yelling 'oops, I forgot those books are compatible and set the alarm off'....'try again and walk through now'.
So you do...and get the familiar pain in the gut for your trouble.
'Ok then, just give me the book and I'll hand it over the scanners for you' chirps your friendly neighbourhood librarian.
'ok' you croak thinks *why the 
didn't you mention you could do this earlier?*
Library hands over book over the scanner range and you hobble through exit doors and towards college rooms trying not to notice strange stares from fellow college students due to your current hunched over state.
How to severely damage your kidney's in three easy steps....
Tabitca Posted Jun 19, 2006
dangerous places libraries..students shouldn't be reading ..they should be out getting drunk
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