This is a Journal entry by Phil Rose esq

Let's be offensive

Post 1

Phil Rose esq

I'm interested in the concept of giving offence and in being offensive to those who deserve it and those who don't. So, if anyone would like to be horrible to me please go ahead and I'll knock your silly heads off. Go on, start!


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Post 2

mrs. slartibartfast

Your mother wears combat boots!!


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Post 3

mrs. slartibartfast

I'm not sure if that's offensive really...I mean what if she was just being fashionable?? Then I'd be ,wouldn't I?!?!


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Post 4

mrs. slartibartfast

It was supposed to say complimenting between that "then I'd be" and the "wouldn't I" and I've no idea why it didnt get posted with the rest of the message. If anyone sees the missing word...........oh forget it.


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Post 5

Phil Rose esq

Any abuse aimed at my mother is as water off a ducks back as my mother is very annoying and any insults will simply be agreed with. Thank you!
Phil


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Post 6

mrs. slartibartfast

Right then...YOU wear combat boots!!


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Post 7

Phil Rose esq

Ha! Actually that's not true. They say A.T.F. which stands for Active Tactical Footwear and they're aimed much more at the police market.

So there you.


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Post 8

mrs. slartibartfast

I would have said A.T.F. but I don't know how to spell tactical. AND DON'T YOU CALL ME YOU IN THAT TONE, YOU!!


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Post 9

Phil Rose esq

I'll You you in any way I want to...

You


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Post 10

mrs. slartibartfast

I HEARD THAT!!


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Post 11

mrs. slartibartfast

..............................YOU!!


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Post 12

Phil Rose esq

Now now, why are you being so offensive? Oh yes. That's it, I remember now


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Post 13

mrs. slartibartfast

Well I don't remember...can you give me a hint??.............is it bigger than a breadbox??


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Post 14

Phil Rose esq

Are you never offline? Shouldn't you be helping your husband design the nice, crinkly bits round Norway?


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Post 15

mrs. slartibartfast

I should probably take offense to that remark. Sadly, I can't, because if I do, it would mean you were right. I can't have EVERYONE knowing that I don't have a life ya know!!


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Post 16

Phil Rose esq

Nya na nana na you don't have a life!
To quote Dumb and Dumber...'You are one pathetic loser...No offence'


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Post 17

mrs. slartibartfast

No offense taken!! *hides as she sobs violently*


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Post 18

Phil Rose esq

A ha ha ha He laughed evilly/in an evilesque manner


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Post 19

mrs. slartibartfast

You.....you.....MEANIE!!


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Post 20

Phil Rose esq

Mean, beastly, vicious, aggressive and hectoring even...but fair


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