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The key to old age.

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Acetylsalicylic Acid

The best way to deal with getting old is by avoiding the obvious and avoiding getting old.

After very little thought , these are a few ways to attempt it. or at least slow its process.

Suicide. - By killing yourself before you get old you will never get old ok so this is pretty useless after all its just submission to our ultimate ends without the frilly bits inbetween.

Heavy surgery. - Some call it comsmetic surgey face lifts etc. This doesn't really stop you from aging but makes you appear as though you are not.

Low Gravity Enviroments - In a low gravity enviroment your body has to do less work to keep it self going so you live longer.


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