h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you've read my Introductory Bit, please continue, if not, then might I suggest you do? Otherwise this will all make very little sense, though this may be true either way.

The purple pen I discussed has somehow found it's way back into my mouth. Even now that I am typing, in a vien attempt to coax the pen into returning to it's rightful place on the desk, it remains in my mouth.

Despite the fact that the pen is very close to exploding, and I'm certain the purple ink would not taste like grapes (as I'm insistantly told by the peanut gallery) I continue to chew on it.

But wait! After having to think about what to type on this line, the pen has moved back to the desk, and doesn't seem to be staging a protest about the move.

Perhaps the way to have a Purple Pen remove itself from your mouth is to think about something really hard.

Oh dear, as I was reading the paragraph above this one, the pen snuk back into my mouth!

Any suggestions?

As a quick supplimentary note, I continued to chew on the Purple Pen, and it did indeed explode. Luckily it exploded through the tip and not into my mouth as I had feared.

-Tabmok