h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So I get up to early on Tuesdays to get into work an
hour earlier than normal for a meeting at quarter past
eight.

And when I get to the station I see the train on the
platform and run for it, twisting my ankle in the
process.

So I limp into work at half past seven.

And I go to my meeting at quarter past eight.

So I'm sitting there with various other un-awake
looking people.

And we're informed that the meeting has in fact been
permenantly changed to the same time on Wednesday
mornings.

So that's nice.