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purple dragon Started conversation Nov 28, 2001
I've been having problems with the 'force recently. I
find myself unable to move remote inanimate objects
and as for influencing the thoughts and actions of
others. Last time I attempted that I was met with a
"Sorry, what do you want me to do about it?"
So I phoned up the help desk. It seemed like a
reasonable thing to do at the time. Only to be
informed that they'd lost it. Lost it! How can you
loose it? Only it gets better than that. I have
since been informed, several phone calls later, that
in fact it never existed in the first place.
Well, if it never existed in the first place, how come
I got a postcard informing me that it had been sent?
Huh?
Damn you Parcelforce!
On a lighter note, if there are no girl jedi in
Episode II Mr Lucas and I will have to have a little
chat.
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