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First up against the wall when the revolution comes
purple dragon Started conversation Jun 11, 2001
Owners of Karaoke Machines should be rounded up put up
against a wall and shot.
Vendors of Karaoke Machines should be rounded up put
up against a wall and shot.
Manufacturers of Karaoke Machines should be rounded up
put up against a wall and shot.
As for whoever invented the Dirty Nasty piece of
Electronic Obsolescence, specially designed to ruin
the aural qualities of any piece of music even before
anyone starts singing (admittedly the music does have
to have some aural qualities in the first place which
neither The Macarena not It Wasn't Me possess) I think
that being trapped in a room next door to one in which
a karaoke machine is being used 24 hours every day
could be a suitable punishment.
I would suggest going back in time to finish him off,
before he can come up with such a profoundly stupid
and antisocially inane idea, but I fear that this
would only delay the inevitable marketability of such
a crass object.
Of all mankind's useless and unlovely inventions the Karaoke Machine has to rate as one of the lowest forms of unevolved existance.
I thank you.
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