h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All this talk about frilly knickers and bondage is rather interesting, don't you think? Far more interesting than lizards..

Not too interested in frilly knickers, that reminds me to much of the old frilly plastic pants my mum used to make me wear over nappies when I was a baby. But where is the talk of bondage? (Just in case any conversations are going on without me.)

It was your talk of bondage I was referring to - I looked at your space earlier, too scared to talk to you! Then I realised I'm quite safe here and got bolder!

Ah, ok. That's good. Of course everyone here is safe from me, sitting behind my keyboard, all innocent and ic. Then comes the RL community meet ups, and I turn ish.

Mmm..I'll hold that thought..

I would have logged on at the weekend, but I was tied up ha ha

I was busy indulging in a fest of cinema, pubs, (3) fetish fairs and Camden. So I wasn't here much myself.
Not much in the way of being tied up going on here, but never mind...

Would you like to talk about it? I'm all ears..or is that eyes?

No not really, just a lack of available victims.

Victims??? Presumably you like to do the tying up, not be the one tied? Me? I'd probably do just about anything for fun...

To be honest, I'm very adaptable, I do what it necessary. Anyone that comes near me is a victim in one way or another, even if it seems the other way round.

Explain, do!

Not in a public forum. Not entirely appropriate.

See my page!

If you mean emails, I prefer not to go into details with people I've only just met. I'm a shy lady at heart.

Fair enough. I shan't pester you about it then

I tend to be more verbal when I'm drunk. If last night was anything to go by. Luckily I wasn't on h2g2.

Hum, well, perhaps we should talk about the weather? What's it like where you are?

It's very muggy and hot and humid. We went out for a drink last night in London and everyone in the pub looked very hot and uncomfortable.