h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This shall be my first journal entry, and as such, shall be called my journal entry #1 a.k.a. the entry appearing before all others, also known as "Journal Entry Alpha" ..... Today was a day like many other days, with a beginning, middle part, and end (which is now forthcoming) besides that it included such staples as a "sunrise" (although I had no actual visual confirmation of that...only the circumstantial evidence of the sun being up), "noontime" (again no visual confirmation...) and "sunset" (although I managed to give that a miss as well) It has been postulated that these two sets of events are in some way connected, but as yet no definate answers are to be had. Notable other events include applying to join the "Campaign to Rename Thursday, Thing" which seems to be off to a good start. I have also asserted that we should, in fact, create an honorary 8th day lovingly titled "Frenzy"....although this is open to suggestion (maybe)....I have asked that my title be "Imperial Architect of All Things Thingy" and set upon myself the task of designing and building the "Great Temple of Thing"....