This is a Journal entry by T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

I wish people would engage their brain before opening their mouth.

Post 1

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

A doctor, a Scottish doctor, has called for a tax, like that on alcohol and tobacco, to be laid on chocolate. Apparently eating chocolate makes you fat, I always thought it was eating too much and not moving around enough that could make you fat.

I think this doctor is being a bit of a sissy really, we shouldn't just add excise to chocolate, we should add it to softdrinks, hamburgers, hotdogs, cinema popcorn, crisps [chips fot those of you who are foreign], biscuits, cheese, butter [or, indeed, any spread with more than 4% fat], sausages, pies, etc.

Also I think we're forgetting the not moving around enough aspect. Everyone with a chair should be made to pay a 'sitting on your @r$€' tax and people should be forced to wear a pedometer and if you haven't done enough steps you should be taxed.

As an added incentive we should also just tax fat people as they are wearing out the pavements and using up the NHS. Oh and we could maybe make them wear signs round their necks which say things like "I'm lazy and I eat too much!" or "I used to be able to fit through doors."


smiley - cheers


I wish people would engage their brain before opening their mouth.

Post 2

minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle!

*wondering if this is smiley - tongueincheek or serious*

Maybe we should bring back rationing for food. Everyone gets their five fruit and veg a day and is only allowed a certain amount of things such as cakes and sweets, and how about rationing petrol, only having a set amount per week/month would make people walk more.

minismiley - mouse


I wish people would engage their brain before opening their mouth.

Post 3

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

Just to clarify, my original journal entry was heavily laced with sarcasm.

Rationing food would merely force me to hurt people to get their ration books. I eat vastly excessive quantities of chocolate and I'm not overweight...I'm getting there, but I'm still within my ideal weight range.


smiley - cheers


I wish people would engage their brain before opening their mouth.

Post 4

minichessemouse - Ahoy there me barnacle!

ach, your just eating my share as well as your own. I was being sarcastic too. The nanny state really is starting to go too far.


minismiley - mouse


I wish people would engage their brain before opening their mouth.

Post 5

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

i think they should just threaten to flog children unless they run around and play outside like they used to when i was younger
not that I'm old or anything
its just children don't do that any more...


I wish people would engage their brain before opening their mouth.

Post 6

T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly.

They could have giant hamster wheels in the middle of towns


smiley - cheers


I wish people would engage their brain before opening their mouth.

Post 7

Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it!

have two you'd have to split the boys and girls
or else you could be blamed for teenage pregnancy too


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