h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I just got fed up with looking at the "This is where your journal entries will appear"-thing, so i wrote a journal entry about that.
Now why is it that I can't just have a blank space? OK its good for newbies like me who aren't really newbies, but simply forgot their password and emails and complete identities of any old accounts, but when thats said.....i've completely forgotten what i was rainting about.
Yes i know you're getting annoyed redaing this now because we're not getting anywhere. Its a bit like the intro, and by now you must be asking yourself: "is this person sane". I'll let you give your guess below, and i wont hold a grudge (as i are obviously going to declare me insane).
However i do have a couple of aces up my sleave, so consider this before you peel off my sanity badge:
1. I'm Danish
2. I've watched way too much Monty Python
3. I'm a product of my time
4. I've drunk way too much coffee today because i forgot my lunch this morning
5. I can actually do something serious, just not right now.
6. Erhm....hold on..i know this one...
7. I've kissed an earthworm.
8. I made my first (and last in a sober state) bicycle stunt off a bridge near my parent house at the age of 12 still wearing my school bag and bicycle.
9. Nobody has ever told me i'm mad before, strange but not made (i have such nice friends).
10. I don't really care....i know that i'm not mad, and there are only two evils in this world: Aberdeen seagulls, and Dwarves in red tights.

But he *is* mad, I tell you! Madder than a Circus Dwarf in Tights, zipping up and down the street on a tricycle screaming, "The Cheese is Green! The Cheese is Green!"