h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sitting at an experiment that hasn't done anything interesting for the last three hours.

It's only the thought of tomorrow's that's keeping me going...

Always good to have something to look forward to I find. Beer is a handy carrot I find.

Dunno, I've always found mistaking carrots for beer to be a bad idea meself.

Sometimes it can be serendipity though. You only have to think of the carrot shandy.

Hmmm. I hope you aren't giving Sharon ideas

*looks faintly baffled*
I've heard of carrot ...

Ahhh, but has carrot heard of you?

Only as an urban myth...

I should hope so, otherwise I'll be very offended.

I'd just live with the offence mate. It could look quite nice with a herbacious border.

And with that, to bed.

To bed!

Oh, sorry, I thought you were proposing a toast.

What was that noise?

*peeks from around the corner and giggles*

Have you been drinking?

Me? fords_prefect? With MY reputation? Are you quite mad?

Yes, I am.

Well, in that case - wibble.

Wibble wibble wibble.