h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So long and thanks for all the fish,
So sad that it should come to this,
We tried to warn you all those years.

You may not share our intellect,
Which might explain the disrespect,
for all the natural ones that loom,a-round you,
So long, So long, and thanks, for all the fish.

The worlds about to be destroyed,
Theres no point getting all annoyed,
Lie back and let the planet dissolve.

Despite those nets of tuna fleets,
We thought that most of you were sweet,
Especially tiny tots in your preg-nant, wo-men,
So long, So long, So long, So long, So long,
(high voice) So long, So long, So long, So long, So long, So long,
So long, So long, and thanks, for all the fish.

(Choir) So long and thanks for all the fish,
(Choir) So sad that it should come to this,
(Choir) We tried to warn you all of those years, oh dear.

(Choir) Despite those nets of tuna fleets,
(Choir) We thought that most of you were sweet,
(Choir) Especially tiny tots, in your preg-nant, wo-men,
So long, So long, So long, So long, So long,
(high voice) So long, So long, So long, So long, So long,
So long, So long and thanks, for all the fish.